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The sad demise of innocence

devours its prey like quicksand.


Meanwhile two blokes in the corner

are chatting up a bird with melanomas for tits.

And a small time crook shoots up in the lavatory

thinking all his Fridays have come at once.

And the fat lady croons Caledonia

as the dregs drain their pints and head home.


And Manchester City are through to the next round

but they’ll never win the Title.


And date rape only happens to women, right?


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