The sad demise of innocence
devours its prey like quicksand.
Meanwhile two blokes in the corner
are chatting up a bird with melanomas for tits.
And a small time crook shoots up in the lavatory
thinking all his Fridays have come at once.
And the fat lady croons Caledonia
as the dregs drain their pints and head home.
And Manchester City are through to the next round
but they’ll never win the Title.
And date rape only happens to women, right?